Apple discovers marketing secret

Who doesn't want an melting iPod? Well, I guess no one really wants their $150 iPod to actually melt, but they do want it to be pretty.

Apple has uncovered the secret to marketing. People will buy a product they already own as long as it's shiny and colorful. We're like cats; dangle something shiny in front of us, and we pounce.

Apple has recently started advertising the new line of iPod Nanos. If you aren't excited, you must be a dog person.

Well, I'm definitely a cat person, because I cannot decide between the pink and the purple.