9.24.2008

Breaking News, Sorta.

If you still believe in Santa, you probably weren't ready to hear this shocking reveal: CLAY AIKEN IS GAY!

Like Simon Cowell, I was shocked! But really, Simon did put it best in an interview with MTV.com when he said, "I don't think anyone cares. Let's face it: It's 2008. You know. Who cares?" So unless Brad Pitt suddenly comes out of the closet, let's please keep the confessions to a minimum...It ties up the gossip magazine covers when all we really want to know is how much food some celebrity didn't eat to get back into her double-zero jeans.

Sorry, Clay. If you felt like you needed to officially set the record straight for your son's sake, then good for you for doing what you thought was best. I just couldn't resist the opportunity to say a little something.

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