Not so exciting anymore...

The past two weeks of "Top Chef" have been anything but entertaining. In the show's past, the most exciting challenges have involved off-the-wall ingredients, ridiculous time constraints, or super tight budgets. Unfortunately, it seems as if the producers have run out of ideas this season.

I mean, at the very least, the competition should involve some type of cooking, right? Well, last week the chefs were split up into two teams and told to make a Thanksgiving dinner for the Foo Fighters, which sounded good to me. But wait! They were only given microwaves to cook in. Do you even cook in a microwave? Aren't you really just warming? If you want to make if difficult, judges, why not have the teams cook in tour buses? It's just an idea.

And this past Wednesday, the chefs were asked to prepare a dish, which they would have to later demonstrate on camera in less than three minutes. From there, the hosts of the "Today Show" would judge the three finalists' dishes live on their show. OK, so that sort of makes sense, but when did this competition become about being the next Rachel Ray? The show is "Top Chef," not "The Next Food Network Star."

Honestly, I do love "Top Chef," but if the next few episodes don't start becoming more about cooking and less about...other stuff...I might stop watching altogether. Here's an idea, find whoever thought of the vending machine challenge from Season 2 and make them the head writer.

You might want to stop smiling...

Today, O.J. Simpson was sentenced to a minimum of 15 years in prison. The 61-year-old was found guilty on 10 felony counts, including two counts of kidnapping.

Well, kids, that should be a lesson to you. If you get off for murdering two people, take advantage of that stroke of luck. Keep a low profile, and especially avoid kidnapping people.

William Balfour arrested in Hudson family murders

On October 24, Darnell Donerson and Jason Hudson were found murdered in Donerson's home, and a few days later, Julian King was found dead in an abandoned SUV. Since that time, William Balfour has remained a 'person of interest' for the Chicago police. However, Balfour was arrested today for three counts of murder and is currently awaiting the formal chargers.

William Balfour was seven-year-old Julian King's step-father and brother-in-law to singer and actress, Jennifer Hudson.

And the newest restraining order goes to...Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst is the latest celebrity with a restraining order against her alleged stalker.

It seems as if a new celebrity stalker is making headlines everyday. Paula Abdul, Jennifer Garner, and now Kirsten Dunst.

Adios, Atlanta. Hello, Orange County. Part 2

"WOO WOO!" Ahhh. Vicki getting drunk and woo-ing throughout Orange Country is music to my ears.

The fourth season of "The Real Housewives of Orange County," which premiered immediately after the "Atlanta" reunion, is as entertaining as ever. Along with Vicki, Lauri, Jeana, and Tamra are back...but there's a new housewife in town: 30-year-old Gretchen Rossi. So how can this young blonde woman afford to live in the gated Coto de Caza? Well, her 53-year-old fiance, Jeff, of course!

But before you start mocking the relationship as I did, the season premier informed us that Jess has acute leukemia. That doesn't mean we won't have plenty to say about Gretchen, or any of the other housewives this season. The promo for the fourth season left me anticipating lots of tears, fights, drinks, and above all, money!

Adios, Atlanta. Hello, Orange County. Part 1

Tuesday night on Bravo, we finally said 'good-bye' to "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" on their reunion special and 'welcome back' to another season of "The Real Housewives of Orange County." A double blessing.

The reunion special was filled with Kim explaining the reason she wears a wig is because she had cancer; she learned this diagnosis from her friend, a doctor, telling her he was 90% sure she had cancer. But as it turns out, it wasn't cancer. HUH? So, Kim didn't have cancer? My money is on "no."

Then, both NeNe and Lisa got into screaming matches with Kim (the kind of drama that won't be missed).

And did anyone else hear Kim's little, "you'll find out next season" comment? I hope that was just wishful thinking on her part.

So Excited for "Four Chistmases"

Right around Thanksgiving, we have that one holiday movie everyone knows about--the one that's so heavily promoted, you can quote the movie before it even premiers. Well, this year that movie is Four Christmases starring Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. But the movie centers itself around a Meet the Parents type of premise, with the couple visiting each of their parents. Witherspoon getting thrown-up on, Vaughn being wrestled to the ground, and despite all of these cliches, I cannot wait to see it.

The movie comes out in theatres today, and could give the football non-addicts something to do on Thanksgiving (aside from eating until you drop to the floor).

Discrimination becoming a California trend?

With the recent ban on gay marriage, other minority groups in California are fearing that discrimination may become more prevalent throughout the state.

The "Jonas" trend: "Breaking" the trend

While tweens across America are continuing to gush over The Jonas Brothers, these guy's exes are setting a whole new trend.

Taylor Swift joins Miley Cyrus in the ex-Jonas-girlfriend boat. So how do you bank on getting dumped? Write a song, get it playing all over the radio, and stand strong against The Jonas Brothers.

Unfortunately the Tyra trend isn't ending...

First it was the million and one seasons of "America's Next Top Model" and then it was her own talk show.

But unfortunately, Tyra Banks is proving that she cannot be stopped, no matter how much we beg.

Her newly produced reality show, "True Beauty" is coming soon to ABC. It's inspirational, really. The series centers around beautiful models and actors who don't know they are actually being judged on their inner beauty.

Keep an eye out for your gift guides...

With Christmas rapidly approaching, gift guides are popping up like crazy (and are keeping our budgets in mind). Elle's December issue features an extensive guide to gifts at every price range, and InStyle has a great online gallery with tons of gifts under $100.

Ashlee Simpson carries on the baby name trend

In true celebrity fashion, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their first son something truly original: Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Yes. Mowgli. Like "The Jungle Book." But who can deny the meaning? Just look at that resemblance.

It's just one more for the books right after other celebrity baby names: Pilot Inspektor, Audio Science, Apple.

Thanksgiving Planning

I have my short spurts of trying to be a 20-year-old version of Martha Stewart, and it should be no surprise that Thanksgiving brings along one of these trends. This year, however, I added fuel to the fire: Instead of going back home to Dallas for Thanksgiving, my family will be traveling down to Austin to celebrate Turkey Day in my small little apartment.

I have already hit up Marshall's for their sale on Thanksgiving decorations, (Don't worry, Mom. They really were on sale.) and Target had the perfect napkins and plates, decorated with lots of leaves and lots of burnt orange (Again: on sale). But if I was going to make Martha's maple leaf cookies for family and friends, I had to make a trip to Hobby Lobby.

That leaves the menu: two types of dressing, two types of green beans, corn, mashed potatoes, cranberry relish, rolls, a cake and maple leaf cookies (because Martha told me to), and a ham (straight from Central Market).

So in the next fews days, I have to finish a ton of pre-Thanksgiving break homework, make my apartment shine, shop for groceries, start baking, and, on top of everything, entertain a handful of house guests. Whew; is it Christmas yet?

Well that didn't take long.

OK. Hours after the news broke that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Mexico this past weekend, Perez Hilton is publishing alleged vows the two exchanged. UsWeekly is set to publish the exclusive photos in their latest issue (out Wednesday), and the entire "Hills" family is speaking out.

Audrina and Stephanie were among those congratulating the couple, after being shocked to find out the two had wed. I'm sure Lauren Conrad's two cents will be surfacing very soon. But who does that leave out? Heidi's mom. According to PerezHilton.com, she was 'caught off guard' and very unhappy about the news. Well, isn't that the shock of the century? Move over Barack.

Why wouldn't Heidi's mother be happy for her daughter getting married? Well, take a look at where I think Spencer went wrong...Remember this delightful moment from "The Hills"?

Heidi and Spencer Eloped?

If it weren't for these publicity stunts, "The Hills" wouldn't be that unbelievable.

Heidi and Spencer, could you stop? I'm beginning to be really embarrassed that I watch anything on MTV because of you two.

Now the two most fame-obsessed reality stars are finally married, and UsWeekly has all the details. I wonder how much the couple got for the photos.

Well, I don't care. OK, well I sorta want to see the pictures, but I promise you that I will not be reading the article. (If I am going to continue watching "The Hills," I have to save some of my dignity.)

Best iPhone App: URBANSPOON

If you are always hungry like I am, but never really know what you want...and you have an iPhone...you should download the free URBANSPOON application. It is just as simple as the commercial makes it seem, which is pretty rare with technology advertising. The URBANSPOON application helps you randomly select a restaurant with a simple shake anytime you aren't sure where to eat.

Once you tap select the URBANSPOON icon on your home screen, you simply select your city and shake. But if you want a certain area, cuisine, or price range, you are able to limit your restaurant options accordingly. Also, if you don't want to look like that strange person shaking their phone, there is a button that will mix up your options.

After you find a restaurant you want, all you have to do is click on the name, and URBANSPOON gives you the address, phone number, and reviews if they are available.

I have searched both Dallas and Austin selections, and both are accurate--which is the point-- and shaking the phone is just really fun.

You Give to Kids. Strut Gives to You

From the 23 to 26, Strut is giving 30% off your entire purchase when you bring in any new toy as a donation. This is only redeemable when you make your donation. Sounds like great incentive to do a little good this holiday season!

College Student Commits Suicide Live on Internet

Abraham Biggs, a college student in Florida, committed suicide by taking an overdose of pills over his webcam. The streaming video was hosted on Justin.tv, and many individuals commented on the discussion board throughout the incident. The reactions varied from encouragement to get on with the suicide to pleas for Abraham to stop.

Although some watchers eventually contacted the website's manager urging them to contact the police, by the time cops arrived, Abraham had been dead for hours. At that time, the video was still running.

The 19-year-old first announced his plans to kill himself and provided a link to his webcam earlier that day on a body building website. However, several members on the site said that they did not take his threats seriously because he had threatened to commit suicide before. The teenager's father is mortified that it took so long for people watching and the owners of Justin.tv to respond; he said that Abraham's threats should have been seen as a cry for help, and that this whole incident could have been prevented.

Unfortunately, many experts are saying that this sort of thing is not out of the ordinary, citing young people's increasing use of social networking sites. I'm not sure if I believe that had a major role in this incident. I just pray for his family and hope that they have the strength to come to terms with the loss of their son and the public way his life was lost.

Paula Abdul's "biggest fan" commits suicide...

...and right outside Paula's home. E!News has been blowing up my text inbox with updates on this story all day. So here is what the public knows so far:

Paula Goodspeed, 30, was a former contestant on "American Idol," for which Paula Abdul is a judge, and has apparently been obsessed with Abdul for the past 17 years.

Goodspeed was found dead in her car outside Abdul's home late last night; the cause of death appears to be an overdose, and sadly this isn't the first attempt Goodspeed made to get Abdul's attention. It was only a few months ago that Goodspeed previously tried to overdose outside the judge's home.

Although Paula Abdul was well aware of Goodspeed's obsession (she has sent threatening letters and packages in the past), she was not at home last night when the incident occurred. However, after being notified this morning, Abdul did say that she was "deeply shocked and saddened."

I have yet to hear anything about the woman's family or friends, but I am sure there were people out there who really cared for her. My heart goes out to them.

Also, I found this audition tape of Paula Goodspeed's "American Idol" audition on E!Online...it's strange to look at this auditions in a new light.

Jayden Spears Hospitalized

Britney Spears' youngest son, Jayden, was hospitalized after having a bad reaction to something he ate.

Britney was in Louisiana with her children when the incident occurred, but he has since been released and everything seems fine.

However, several people are beginning to question if this could affect the custody situation between Britney and Kevin Federline. Basically, it all depends on what caused the reaction in the first place. If it was something that Jayden was known to be allergic to, Britney could be held responsible for neglect.

Lately, everything has been going so well for her, so hopefully this doesn't spark another disaster period. I don't know about you, but I wasn't really a fan of the shaved head.

Suspect in Hudson Family Murders Stays Behind Bars

The Illinois Prisoner Review Board said that William Balfour will remain in custody. His next review will not be until December 3.

Hopefully, the police will find more evidence in the murders of Darnell, Jason, and Julian before then to either charge Balfour or whoever committed these crimes.

Role Models is Worth the $8

The new film, Role Models, is nothing new. But in this case, it's not such a bad thing.

Role Models features a few D-List celebrities, some new faces, and an of-the-moment actor (Superbad's Christopher Mintz-Plasse). For those of you who haven't seen the previews, Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd play two friends who, instead of going to jail, or forced to do community service at Sturdy Wings. Sturdy Wings is run by a ex-cocaine addict, whose goal is to join children with adult mentors. Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Bobb'e J. Thompson play the young boys, Augie and Ronnie, and completely carry the movie.

It is not the story line that makes this new film funny, its everything that comes out of Ronnie's trash-mouth and Augie's obsession with LAIRE (just imagine a bunch of people acting out Lord of the Rings).

But with that said, I made the slight mistake of going to see the film with my boyfriend...and his parents. Just don't go see this movie with anyone you won't feel comfortable laughing with at a little kid talk about his love for "boobies" or a whole list of words only fit for American Pie.

Lost in 2009

Season five of "Lost" has had a vague premiere date of "2009" for a while, but ABC has just announced that the hit will be back January 21. But it gets even better! The season premiere will be three hours long!

OK, well it does get a little complicated from there. The first hour will be a recap and the second and third hour will be the first two episodes of the season.

If you aren't already addicted, then you should go out and rent the first four seasons right now. Seriously, you have to get started now if you want to finish in time.

Speaking Out Against Prop 8

California clearly made the wrong decision by voting yes on Prop 8, which bans gay marriage. The only positive aspect of this is Prop 8 only pertains to the future, it does not effect marriages that have already been initiated. (But I have yet to wrap my mind around that one.)

People everyone are speaking out against Prop 8, including recently married Ellen DeGeneres.

If you are a resident in California and want to be proactive, you can sign this online petition addressed to the Governor. But even if you aren't a California resident, you should read the petition. It gives a lot of facts v. fictions about Prop 8 and what it means for everyone.

Top Chef is Coming!

Bravo said good-bye to "Project Runway," but their other hit reality series, "Top Chef" is back for a 5th season. This season, which takes place in New York, is premiering on November 12 at 9.

Unfortunately, "Top Chef" has yet to replace the show's host, Padma, but thankfully, Tom and Gail will both be returning as judges. Also, Toby Young, food critic and author will be joining the panel.

I can't wait for this new season. I'm hungry already!

Congratulations, Barack Obama! And YAY for America!

I do not care how you voted, or even if you voted. What we are seeing right now is one of the most inspiring moments for every American. We have come so far, and although there is always room for growth, we should all be proud to be experiencing this historic victory.

And all of my heart goes out to Barack Obama and his family. It is so unfortunate that his grandmother came so close to seeing her grandson in such a light.

Well Well Well

I guess you're regretting that Vice President choice right about now, John McCain.

I feel as if I can finally post this video to my blog. Oh, memories.

Obama's Grandmother Passes Away

Just one day before Madelyn Dunham was to find out if her grandson, Barack Obama, would become President of the United States, she passed away. Madelyn was 86-years-old and suffering from cancer. Knowing she was very ill, Obama recently visited her in Hawaii.

Regardless of which candidate you support, it is terrible to think that during this incredibly stressful time, Barack will now be dealing with this family tragedy. My prayers are definitely with him and his family.

Forget 2...There's only 1 day to go...

And Sarah Palin got punk'd French-Canadian style...

Two radio hosts got through GOP phone screeners pretending to be French President Sarkozy and here's their conversation...

Only 3 days to go...

And John McCain will be on Saturday Night Live tonight.

Maybe we'll see Barack on The Hills Monday? (God, I wish!)

Only 4 days to go...

The countdown continues on with Seal and Heidi Klum celebrating Halloween...Democratic-Style:

There's only 5 days to go...

and with how serious everything is getting, there's no better way to countdown than with humor.

Recap: Politics

November 4th is nearly here, and as election day approaches, you cannot blink without hearing another story about the presidential and vice-presidential candidates. Sadly, most of the stories making headlines are hateful and frightening.

Effigies of Barack Obama being hung from a tree have surfaced at Oregon's George Fox University and University of Kentucky. So much for my generation being the new voice of acceptance. U. of Kentucky's President, Lee Todd said that he was "deeply embarrassed" and announced plans to personally apologize to the Obama family. But unfortunately, the hate doesn't end with the Democrats. At a West Hollywood home, a man "decorated" his house for Halloween using a likeness of Sarah Palin hanging from his roof. However, unlike the other two incidents, the Los Angeles Police Department is not calling this a hate crime.

But the worst of these stories are the legitimate threats from several hate groups against Obama and other innocent people. This past weekend, FBI officials arrested Daniel Cowart and Paul Schlesselman for plotting to assassinate Barack Obama, shoot 88, and behead 14 African-Americans. And as if this couldn't be any worse, the two men were barely men at all...Cowart is 20 and Schlesselman is only 18. Some individuals are fearing that more legitimate threats will be made, but it's probably better just to be thankful these two men were caught in time.

UPDATE:
Today (October 30) there is more controversy in Southern California with Halloween "decorations." A house in Rodando Beach belonging to Lisa Castaneda shows the Democratic Senator over her balcony with a knife to his neck and a sign reading "NObama."

Recap: Celebrity Not-So-Gossip

I first heard that Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were both found murdered in their home on Friday.

Then I hear reports that her nephew, Julian, was missing, but policed hope to find him alive, which could have certainly been a possibility since he was taken from the house in the first place.

However, Monday morning, police found Julian's body in the back seat of an abandoned Suburban.

Now, the police have found a gun that may have been used in the killings near where Julian was found. And along with this, they suspect there may have been two individuals involved in this crime.

Right now, as far as the public knows, Jennifer Hudson's estranged brother-in-law, William Balfour, is the only known suspect, and hopefully they have the right man. It would be horrible for this to drag out any longer than it has for Jennifer and her sister's sake.

Recap: Celebrity Gossip

Let's see. In the past few days there has been a lot happening in Hollywood. Here's a quick rundown:

• The Jonas Brothers are going to be in their first movie, "Walter the Farting Dog"
• That is just weird. I'm speechless
  
• LL Cool J ditched Janet Jackson. He was supposed to be the opening act on her upcoming tour.
• Does Janet Jackson still make music? I need to stop watch so much TV and turn on the radio. (Like she would be on it? I'm not convinced)
  
• Jamie Spears' conservatorship over Britney has been made permanent.
• Like forever forever?...hold while I Google...so it's 'indefinite.' Oh well, she seems to be doing good. Keep it up Jamie!
  
• Dancing With the Stars' Julianne Hough is recovering from an appendectomy and Cloris Leachman just got kicked off.
• Double Ouch. OK, I could have done better. But that was just too easy.
  
• Victoria Beckham is the newest face of Emporio Armani's underwear line.
• Congratulations teen boys of America.
  
• Gwen Stefani takes the gold metal for cutest baby!

Prayers for Michael!

Michael Barnes, our fabulous Entertainment Journalism professor (no extra credit required), is have a heart procedure today, and thus will be on house arrest for the next week.

So, pray for him today...and at around 1pm all this coming week (there's never anything good on TV at that time).

We're in The Statesman!

Go buy today's edition of The Austin-American Statesman! My first published feature is in today's version of XL, and each of my classmates have their own House of Torment feature in there as well.

We're even on the cover of the newspaper: "IN XL: St. Edward's Students Get Quite A Fright At The House of Torment"...I am a St. Edward's student...that's me!

But enough excitement, it's time to get back to case studies and a lot of mid-semester work.

Don't read this in a quiet place (People WILL stare at you)...

I was reading one of my classmate's blogs and could not resist sharing this post of hers. But honestly, take the title of my post into consideration. When I read her posting, I was in the library...laughing hysterically and libraries don't really mix. But anyways, check it out.

Archie is Born!

Ok, so it definitely isn't the best name for Amy Pohler's brand new baby boy, but she's a comedian! She can do whatever she wants.

Congrats to Amy and her baby daddy! And little Archie!

ABC Made My Day

ABC had a great day today. More specifically, they gave me four hours of entertainment--the kind of entertainment you really crave when you're sick, pledge to never take off your sweatshirt, and don't move from the couch all day.

The View Goldberg mentioned the started out my day with Joy Behar, once again, taking a jab at Sarah Palin. In the midst of discussing Bristol Palin's plans for both her baby and potential wedding, Whoopi Governor's motto, "drill, baby, drill." Well, that opened the flood gates for Joy to say, "isn't that what got Bristol in trouble in the first place?" You can watch the conversation on YouTube if you want to laugh your way to class like I did.

Later, Oprah had the Olsen twins on her show, and I cannot resist watching the two of them. They were on the show discussing their hectic professional lives and their new book Influence. I'm sure that I am crossing the line between curiosity and creepiness in saying this, but if there really was a channel like The Truman Show, I wish it would be about them. Moving on...

Tonight's new Ugly Betty was funny, as usual, but Lindsay Lohan's appearance made it extra special. Towards the end of the episode, America Ferrera (Betty) pulled down Lindsay Lohan's skirt in the middle of the Mode cafeteria, showing everyone her Hanky Pankys. It was just a nice laugh before getting dramatic and serious in Grey's Anatomy...

Grey's began with all of its primetime soap opera-ness when Callie Torres and Erica Hahn made out and "did it" (as Callie put it) for the first time. Then Meredith Grey dropped a kidney in the middle of the surgery room, which gave way to another quip from Miranda Bailey--"five second rule!"

And the last, but best, thing ABC gave me today was a commercial flashback during Grey's Anatomy. I love you, ABC!

Remember this commercial? Classic.

12 days and counting...

A recent Wall Street Journal and NBC News poll shows that Sarah Palin's approval rate is right where Democrats want it. 47% of those polled said that they view Palin as negative (coincidentally, 47% is the same number of people that saw her as positive in early September).

Now I wouldn't go as far as David Brooks did in calling her a "cancer on the Republican Party," but hopefully this is some sort of indication of who will be elected 12 days from now.

On another note, if you cannot bare to wait until November 4th, early voting has begun. And Google has a great tool to find where you can vote come election day.

"House of Torment" (or "Sugar's Neighbor")

If you're going to Austin's House of Torment anytime soon, don't rely on iPhone, Google Maps, or any other search engine for directions, because you will end up right where my classmates and I did: LOST.

If you want to get there more quickly, follow these directions:

1. Be in the vicinity of Highland Mall (North of 290 and West of 35, if you want to get technical).
2. When you are unsure of yourself, take a few rights and too many lefts.
3. Look up, and you will find that you are, in fact, on Highland Mall Boulevard.
4. Stay confident; you are almost there.
5. Pull into Sugar's Uptown Cabaret and take note of their daily lunch specials.
6. Walk up to the front desk and ask for Kate (she will guide you in the right direction).
7. Kate will tell you House of Torment is right across the street: "See where it says 'Haunted House'?"
8. Don't be alarmed when the other desk girl insists you "might as well stay for (breasts) and (bottoms)" and then proceed to House of Torment.

15 Days Until a New "First"

There's only 15 days left before the biggest presidential election many of us have ever seen. And for most people my age, this is the first election we have ever been eligible to vote in.

But even with that in mind, many people are forgetting that Barack Obama isn't the only person bringing "change." Regardless of whom you vote for, or even if you vote, history is about to be made. The question is, which professors will be adding another chapter into their textbook? African American Studies or Feminist Perspectives?

Really, it's just one more thing to think about. In 15 days, America will have chosen either the first black President or the first woman Vice-President. The First. Ever. And we are here to see it.

All I can say is that I have already taken American Women's History, and I think that textbook is just fine for now (no need to start writing any additions).

How did Sarah Palin do on SNL?

Well, Time Warner Cable's prisoners wouldn't know. Because NBC has been taken off Time Warner's programming, many people missed Sarah Palin's performance on Saturday Night Live.

Although NBC's website does not post entire SNL episodes, sketches from last night's episode can be seen here. And below is the show opener featuring Governor Palin.

Featured Blog Post: The Sartorialist

Scott Schuman's fashion blog, The Sartorialist, features several daily posts of candid pictures and the occasional comment from Schuman. He uses his digital camera to capture "street style" is New York City, Paris, and Milan, but his latest post that caught my eye was from Paris.

The posting titled "On the Street....Jewel Tones, Paris" shows the picture below of two women in Paris wearing bright, vivid colors. I definitely favor the woman on the left, but I love how the two of them seem so coordinated. My friends and I never compliment one other so well.

Awkward moment of the week...

So I was having lunch with my friend, Elyse, today and she was telling me about a very disturbing tradition that she heard about in Spain this summer. It was about gypsies, so at the beginning of her story she said, "people in Spain don't really like gypsies." And then I shouted out without even thinking (in the middle of Ragsdale during lunch time)...

"Duh! No one likes gypsies; they steal stuff!"

I still don't know why I felt the need to blurt this out, but I thought the story may provide everyone with some laughs...

And to all of the hard-working gypsies out there, I apologize.

Project Runway Finale

On Wednesday nights, I usually don't get out of class until 9:40, so I always watch the newest episode of Project Runway when it repeats at 11:00.

But this week was different. I got out of class early and rushed home to watch the season finale of Project Runway. (I thought it came on at 9:00, but really it airs at 8:00.) So at 8:58, when I was finally back at my apartment, I turned the TV to Bravo.

I expected to see the last two minutes of Top Design, but NO! My first glimpse of the the Project Runway finale showed Heidi and Tim hugging Leanne. This was a crushing blow, since I hadn't even seen any of the designers' collections. I'm still recovering...

Don't Tease Us, UsWeekly!

The newest cover of UsWeekly shows Angelina Jolie looking thin and draws you in with the 'secrets' of how she got so skinny after having her twins. You should see the 'before' picture! She's '50 pounds heavier.'

HELLO? It's called giving birth! Who wouldn't lose 50 pounds after popping out two babies?

But wait. Grab a pen, because for her diet, she ate fruits, veggies, and lean meats. Well, that's one for the record books.

So unless you're going to tell me how Nicole Richie eats Doritos and pasta everyday, doesn't workout, and manages to weigh 110 pounds, don't waste my time.

I'm Back...

You may have noticed that my writing has been less than slow this week. I would say it's more of an absolute standstill. Unfortunately I have just had some trouble focusing...

Earlier this week, my South Austin apartment was broken into. But to make matters worse, whoever broke in was still inside my apartment when I got home from class. In the first 30 minutes I was home, I did not move one inch off the couch...until I went to the restroom. While I was in there, I heard someone run out the door (sure enough, both locks were then unlocked...which only meant someone had to have left from the inside).

Now, I may be tough when it comes to my parents or my boyfriend, but knowing someone was hiding in my apartment while I was quietly sitting on the couch watching 7th Heaven...all that bravery ran right out of my apartment with that guy.

But I came to my parent's house in Dallas this weekend for a little vacation and to get my strength back. So, hopefully I can fill you in with what's been going on this past week.

And if you are the one who broke into my house, my cat is still home and she will bite your leg off.

'8' was pushing it, but "17" is just too much

Although some may call me a stalker, I am a self-proclaimed sucker for Jon and Kate plus 8. This reality show on TLC has become cult-like for those who enjoy watching the daily lives of the Gosselin family. Jon and Kate's little ones stress me out almost as much as they make my heart melt! Who doesn't enjoy hearing 8 little half-Korean children fight over who is the most "Ajin" (Asian)? I can hear the awww's from here.

But get real TLC! The brand new show, 17 Kids and Counting, is just out of control. This brand new reality series follows around the Duggars, a conservative Baptist family from Tontitown, Arkansas with 17 children (and one on the way).

I'll let you process that for a second.

Yeah, that's right. One woman. 17 kids: Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Matthew, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer.

Of course, it makes good television. I get that. But when you are watching Jon and Kate plus 8, you can truly understand how stressful having 8 children can be; however, when I'm watching 17 Kids and Counting, all I can think about is where is the chaos, the stress, the "Ajin" moments? No family can be that calm and put together. I'll just have to finish the rest of the season and pray for some sort of meltdown.

Sex...with Mom and Dad

The new MTV show Sex...with Mom and Dad is surprisingly not another Parental Control or Next.

The show is based around Loveline's Dr. Drew counseling a sexually-active teen and their parents on opening the lines of communication about sex. After an initial consultation, Dr. Drew gives both the teen and their parents a breakthrough exercise for the conversation to begin. Then the teen meets alone with Dr. Drew and is encouraged to get their partner involved in talking about sex with the parents. Typically, the conclusion of the episode is filled with predictions from both the parents and the teens on how they hope their communication will be beneficial in the long-run.

The entire message of the show is encouragement: Dr. Drew encourages teens and young adults to talk about sex with their parents. So, Sex...with Mom and Dad may not encourage you to pick up the phone and start confessing to your parents, but it is interesting to watch compared to the scripted "jokes" on MTV's Parental Control.

Favorites of Fashion Week, Spring 2009: Milan

The runway shows in Milan were much more difficult to judge than those in New York and London. No one designer stood out as a clear favorite; either the line had great colors and materials, but poor shapes and textures or the line had amazing shapes and texture, but unappealing colors and materials.

So instead of choosing one designer with an outstanding line, I have just decided to choose one look for each of the four characteristics I listed above: texture, color, material, and shape.

I hope to have the results updated tonight. In the mean time, take a look back at the Favorites from New York and London Fashion Week.

Obviously the Glove Does Fit: O.J. Simpson Found Guilty

There isn't a person in the United States who doesn't remember O.J. Simpson being acquitted of murder charges exactly 13 years ago. Well, now Simpson is facing up to life in prison for entirely different charges.

O.J. Simpson was found guilty of kidnapping and a dozen armed robbery charges. Unfortunately, it will be a while until we discover Simpson's true fate; sentencing is set for December 5.

I am speechless, but somewhat thankful to know that the 61-year-old will finally be paying some consequences for breaking the law.

What's Worth Watching: Fall Television, Part 3

Here's the conclusion of what I'll be watching, and what you should be watching for the rest of this fall television season...



Wednesday

• Project Runway (8:00 on Bravo) only has two episodes left of their final season on Bravo. After this, they will be moving to Lifetime, which I see as a devastating move, but I don't want to speak too soon. The final episodes are those in the two-part season finale; there are only four designers left, but it is never too late to start watching Project Runway. "Holla at cha boy!" (I miss Blayne.)


• Top Design (9:00 on Bravo) is, at times, a little slow for me, but fashion definitely comes before interior design in my book. But don't get me wrong! All you have to do is mix Bravo with competition, and you have an entertaining show. Top Design is also great for recording and saving for those slow TV nights.
  
• Real World/Road Rules Challenge (9:00 on MTV) has brand new rules and brand new rules and brand new rules. The game is completely different than any of the other challenges, but if you haven't been watching, you can catch up with full episodes online. Unfortunately, Coral and ** aren't a part of this season, but it's not lacking in drama whatsoever!
  

Thursday

• Ugly Betty (7:00 on ABC) is back and has had more hilarious twists and turns in the first few episodes than I ever expected. If you have not been keeping up with Ugly Betty, you may find the story line somewhat hard to follow (at first), but the comedy will definitely keep you watching.


• Survivor: Gabon (7:00 on CBS) has moved to one of its most surprising location yet, a remote location in Africa with elephants, crocodiles, and a lot of other scary animals. Already within the first two episodes, each tribe has shown great strengths and definite weaknesses, which only makes the show that much more entertaining. It's not too late to get into this, so catch up with episodes online or just jump right in next Wednesday.


• Grey's Anatomy (8:00 on ABC) is a show I would only recommend for those who have enjoyed watching the show in the past. It is witty, at times, but mostly is just filled with relationship, family, and medical drama that newcomers to the show may find confusing and over the top.

Friday

• The Ex-List (8:00 on CBS) is a brand new series starring one of my favorite actresses, Elizabeth Reaser. So far, it has received mostly positive reviews, but I missed the season premier, so I'll save my judgement. The premise is based around Bella Bloom, played by Reaser, who has just been told by a psychic that she has the end of the year to find her true love (which is a man in her past). Unfortunately, she must dig through these men to find the right one or she will end up alone forever. Pros: Elizabeth Reaser is an amazingly talented and witty actress. Cons: The plot is predictable and doesn't lend itself well to additional seasons.

Sarah Palin Does It Again...

Many of the comments that Sarah Palin has been scrutinized for can be directly linked to the fact that she is missing that "think before you speak" gene. But in her interview with Katie Couric last week, a little research and rehearsal could have made this meeting go from painful to just bad.

Initially, I wasn't going to post this video, but I have just read that Katie Couric's ratings seem to be lower than ever, meaning the majority of America didn't see Sarah Palin's interview at all.

You can watch the meeting below. And keep in mind that if a planned interview went this way, think about how the unplanned debate with Joe Biden will go tomorrow...

"Legally Blonde the Musical"

Finally! It has just been announced that tickets for "Legally Blonde the Musical" will go on sale November 13 for the Broadway Across America showing right here in Austin.

A full listing of all their stops can be seen on the calendar, but "Legally Blonde" will be coming to Austin's Bass Concert Hall at UTPAC from February 3-8.

What TIME Magazine calls an "ELLE of a show," "Legally Blonde the Musical" essentially follows the same plot as the movie, "only funner!"

Unless you are simply 100% against musicals, I recommend everyone sees this at least once. I saw the original Broadway performance, which was broadcast live on MTV, and it was so funny, so enjoyable, and a great way to relive the Elle Woods story.

Other Entertainment Bloggers...

My blog began as an ongoing assignment for my Entertainment Journalism class, and each of my classmates have been keeping up with blogs of their own. They are definitely worth checking out. Some of them have a primary focus, like music or movies, and some cover a wide range of entertainment topics...take a look:

Danielle Bauman
Christian Cabazos
Claire Cella
Tommy Collins
Celeste Diaz
Victoria Estrada
Ian Gillespie
Mackenzie Jenkins
Marloes Lemsom
Jennifer Obenhaus
Mandy Odgers
Bethbiriah Sanchez
Marc Sherman
Caroline Wallace
Geoffrey West
Alison Willis

What's Worth Watching: Fall Television, Part 2

Mondays and Tuesdays move slightly slower, but all of the shows definitely cater to our guilty pleasures:

• Gossip Girl (7:00 on The CW) is probably my guiltiest pleasure on this guide. It follows around prep school students that are growing up in Manhattan and are too rich for their own good. Unless you have been watching from the beginning (or you are a 16-year-old girl), this may not be your cup of tea. But I love it!


• Dancing with the Stars (Mon. at 7:00 and Tues. at 8:00 on ABC) is yet another reality show competition, but after you watch one episode, you can't stay away. I wasn't sold on this show until they announced Kim Kardashian would be a contestant this season, so I decided to give it a chance. Well, she was surprisingly eliminated this week, but I am thankful I gave DWTS a chance.


• The Hills (9:00 on MTV) is simple: The Hills is drama! If you don't have drama in your life but need something exciting, watch The Hills. If you have too much drama in your life and need a distraction, watch The Hills. If you just enjoy watching rich people live in drama, then watch The Hills! Girls, don't be embarrassed to say you love this show; no one can resist.


• 90210 (7:00 on The CW) is juicy and entertaining. But only if you are young enough to never have watched the original Beverly Hills 90210. Yes, it's predictable and exaggerated, but sometimes you need these types of shows in your life.


• The Rachel Zoe Project (9:00 on Bravo) tears my heart in half. On one hand, it is exciting to get an inside look at the styling side of the fashion world. But watching Rachel Zoe is somewhat disheartening (she could be the poster-child for "YIKES! Stars Without Make-up"), and one of her assistants, Taylor, acts like she hates her life. But if you love fashion like I do, Rachel and Taylor are tolerable and easily ignored.

What's Worth Watching: Fall Television, Part 1

It's that time of year again: the premiers of fall television are blowing up all over the place. This is what I look forward to all year, but if you aren't as addicted to television as I am, here is a guide of what is truly worth watching this fall.


If you are trying to get away from football on Sunday, then here are three great picks:

• The Amazing Race (7:00 on CBS) started this past Sunday, which means there is still plenty of time to catch up with all of the contestants on their race around the world.


• Desperate Housewives (8:00 on ABC) is back and funnier than ever! This season took a five year jump down the road from where the Housewives left off; so, if you hadn't been keeping up, the brand new storyline is great to start watching now.


• Brothers and Sisters (9:00 on ABC) is also well worth a try. If you had been watching before, then I'm sure you are just as glad the Walkers are back for a third season. If not, this is a dramatic, witty show that everyone should check out and give it a try.

Outside the Typical First Thursday Events...

If you are looking for something specific to do on first Thursday, an actual event and not just the usual hanging out on South Congress, then check out Austin360.com. They offer an easy way to search their calendar of events for anything from art, music, entertainment, community events, and many more categories.

And if you are looking for something really out of the ordinary, check out what's good on television, go buy a bottle of wine, and curl up with your remote.

Sale at Strut: Austin's First Thursday

There are always those stores where you have to dig and dig through all of their racks to find a few good pieces, but sometimes the hunt isn't worth the prices. But thankfully, one of those stores is having a great sale.

All the Strut locations in Austin will be have another first Thursday sale October 2. Everything in their stores is 40% off.

Also, Hush Hush by Strut, which is their clearance store on South Lamar will be continuing their $10 sale. This sale is actually going on both Wednesday and Thursday; you can get any piece of clothing in the store for just $10 and any 2 pairs of shoes for $10.

In addition to Hush Hush by Strut, there are three other locations: South Congress, South Lamar, and Guadalupe.

Do you have $480 million for YSL's art?

The late Yves Saint Laurent was one of the most influential designers of our time, so to get a glimpse of his inspiration is such a privilege.

But if you have millions to spend, then you could own a piece of his art collection. His entire collection is worth $480 million, but a small price to pay for works from Picasso, Goya, Matisse, ancient Roman sculptures, and many more.

Well, it's not a small price for me or anyone I could ever dream of knowing, but it is awe inspiring nonetheless.

So if I could never dream of knowing who you are, the sale will be February 23 to 25 in Paris.

Favorites from Fashion Week, Spring 2009: London

Jenny Packham's Ready-to-Wear Spring 2009 collection has everything the little girl inside every woman truly wants.

The light, delicate fabrics don't create the same shape on each woman; instead, the flowing fabric lets the models fly away with the breeze and the average woman show off her curves.

The tiny, yet intricate details blend seamlessly, and Jenny Packham incorporates them into each dress.

Lastly, the delicious candy colors are pretty enough to make women of all ages jump up and down. And with the variety of color she offers, there is something for everyone.

The entire collection reminds me of playing dress-up. The colors are playful, the fabrics are feminine, and the details are sexy. What else could you ask for?

Her entire Ready-to-Wear Collection can be seen on Elle Magazine's Website.

Breaking News, Sorta.

If you still believe in Santa, you probably weren't ready to hear this shocking reveal: CLAY AIKEN IS GAY!

Like Simon Cowell, I was shocked! But really, Simon did put it best in an interview with MTV.com when he said, "I don't think anyone cares. Let's face it: It's 2008. You know. Who cares?" So unless Brad Pitt suddenly comes out of the closet, let's please keep the confessions to a minimum...It ties up the gossip magazine covers when all we really want to know is how much food some celebrity didn't eat to get back into her double-zero jeans.

Sorry, Clay. If you felt like you needed to officially set the record straight for your son's sake, then good for you for doing what you thought was best. I just couldn't resist the opportunity to say a little something.

Favorites from Fashion Week, Spring 2009: New York

I have looked through all of the Ready-to-Wear Collections shown at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York to find my favorite Spring 2009 line.
As with any spring collection, color is always key. But of course, no garment works unless it could be taken off the runway and look good on a healthy women.

So, with that said, my favorite collection is Jonathan Saunders'. He took ocean-inspired colors and mixed them with simple, classic black and white touches. His emphasis for the silhouette definitely put emphasis on the waist. The collection also lent itself well to the weather in spring by bringing in lighter fabrics and the appearance of layering.

The only thing I would ask Jonathan Saunders to change about his collection? Could you please make this available at Target?

His entire collection can be seen at Style.com, Vogue's website.


I'll be posting my favorite from London Fashion Week very soon.

Underwhelming Red Carpet: 2008 Emmys

In my opinion, the best part of any award show is the red carpet. And next to that, I anticipate seeing which of my favorite television shows and stars will go home winners.

This year, each Emmy winner was far from disappointing (congrats to my favorite winners, Jeff Probst and 30 Rock), but the fashion had me talking to the television in frustration saying, "You were so close!"


The three standout women I chose were simply the best of an underwhelming bunch. I would describe each of these looks as so close to being drop dead gorgeous but certain details made them miss the mark.

To begin, Eva Longoria Parker wore a Marchesa dress that dazzled the red carpet with flashy details in a subtle color palette. The dress alone made a chic and risky statement, so why do over-the-top shoes, make-up, and hair. She should have opted for a less harsh peep-toe heel, wiped off all of her black eyeliner, and lightened up on the hairspray.

Lauren Conrad has a ways to go before becoming a fashion icon, but the dress she wore on the red carpet last night was on point, simple, and sophisticated. This is definitely in line with what trends are popular this season. She designed this dress in an understated navy blue and added diamond detailing without being overdone. So although Lauren created a pretty and classic look, her inexperience in the fashion world doesn't quite give her enough edge to win best dressed.

Lastly, Mariska Hargitay stood out as one of the most feminine and soft stars of the night in a Carolina Herrera dress, sans the marigold color. In fall 2006, this mustard color set the trend along with bordeaux shades of red and periwinkle blues. Since then, color trends have shifted away from these primary colors, but I will definitely forgive Mariska for wearing this somewhat outdated color. She is my choice for the best dressed of the night.

DJ AM and Travis Barker survive fatal plane crash...

Travis Barker and DJ AM are in critical condition after their jet crashed in South Carolina last night. Four others in the crash did not survive. Chris Baker, Travis Barker's assistant, was one of those passengers.

Both DJ AM and Travis Barker are now in the burn unit of an Augusta, Ga hospital. A witness saw the two of them running around and stripping their clothes to try and extinguish the flames.

Right now, those investigating the crash are unsure of the cause, but whatever it is, this is still devastating.

Initially, the plane was on its way to Van Nuys, Ca from South Carolina where the two musicians had just finished playing a free T-Mobile concert.

Hopefully, Travis Barker and DJ AM make a quick recovery. Unfortunately, the families of each of the four deceased have a long road ahead of them.

Along with Chris Baker, the other victims were pilot, Sarah Lemmon, co-pilot, James Bland, and passenger, Charles Still.

Pop the champagne: Tracy Chapman is back!

November 11th will mark the release of Tracy Chapman's first album in three years. The album, "One Bright Future," can be pre-ordered on Amazon.com.

"Sing for You" is the first single off the album and it's classic Tracy Chapman. Earlier today, Perez Hilton previewed the single on his website; as of right now, the song is no longer available, but many websites have posted the lyrics.

Also, if you happen to be in Europe in November, get extra excited! Tracy will be kicking off her album's release with her first solo tour in a decade. It will begin November 12 and go through December 18.

Project Runway exes and quoting Forrest Gump, Part 2

Unfortunately, the other reason why this week's Top Design was surprisingly entertaining got eliminated. Kerry, or "Big Daddy," gave any Forrest Gump-lover a great laugh when he quoted young Jenny. In his deep Southern accent, Big Daddy unexpectedly pleaded, "Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far, far away from here."

Well I don't know about you, but that just makes me want shrimp..."pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich."

Weeds Season Finale: Little Boxes on a Tijuana Hillside

Ever since the weekend I spent locked up in my dorm room, sick and watching every single episode of the first two seasons of Weeds, I have been addicted. This Showtime series is always witty and has the perfect level of mystery so that you could never stop watching.

The Season 4 finale was nothing short of this. SPOILER ALERT. Truly, the most important part of the episode was the last few minutes.

• Ex-cocaine addict, Celia went to visit her estranged daughter in Mexico and is now being held hostage by her daughter, but will Celia's ex-husband even dream of forfeiting the $200k? I would venture to say NO, but then again, it wouldn't be the same without Celia getting herself into one sticky situation after another.


• How does Doug manage to make pretending to hang himself funny? Well, lets just say he makes it sexual, of course. Honestly, I don't care what he has to do, as long as he lives. Between Doug and Andy, the show is always entertaining.


• So the second biggest reason Weeds has us coming back is that Andy is in love with Nancy. He has never been a big charmer, but suddenly he seems completely lovable. But will this work with Nancy's secret?


• Nancy has been found out by her boyfriend, the Tijuana mayor, as an informant. She is the sole reason that part of his operation was shut down by the DEA. The entire episode leads up to Nancy meeting up with the mayor, where she is surely about to be killed, but what do you know? She whips out a ultrasound photo.

FIN.

How could the creator of Weeds, Jenji Kohan, leave us hanging like that? Well, in an interview with E!, she had this to say about the finale and what's coming up.

"When we conclude a season we don't necessarily know where we're headed next season. We figure, if we know where we're going, then the audience will know too, and that's not what we want. So we write ourselves into a corner, take some time off, and then come back and say, 'What the hell do we do now? How do we get out of this mess?''"

Well, that doesn't say much, or actually anything at all, about where the series is going, but Jenji Kohan has the right attitude. If the writers or the audience knew where each of the characters would end up, Weeds would not be the greatness that it is.

PETA has Hormel and Iowa farm squealing...

This is a piece I wrote for my Broadcast Journalism class; it isn't on my traditional list of topics, but I definitely thought it was important to share. I'm a vegetarian and a member of PETA, so the video didn't make me run to the fridge and throw out all my bacon...but for the carnivores out there, the video (on peta.org) is very graphic and might make you rethink that Spam sandwich.

AUSTIN--Hidden-camera footage obtained by undercover investigators with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PETA, has one of Hormel Foods’ suppliers under investigation by Iowa law enforcement as well as the federal government.

From June to September, the animal rights group recorded numerous employees repeatedly striking, kicking, and throwing pigs at an Iowa farm owned by Mowmar LLP. PETA believes the video depicts clear violations of state livestock abuse and neglect laws and the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.

The shocking footage shows workers repeatedly using metal rods to beat pregnant pigs and kicking the animals in order to get them to move. Piglets thought to be too small for consumption were thrown forcefully against the ground in order to kill them.

A spokesman for Mowmar LLP has called the actions “intolerable and reprehensible.”

According to PETA, this type of animal abuse is widespread, and with the release of this footage, the animal rights organization urges Hormel Foods to become more aware of the abuse. The video evidence has been turned over to Iowa law enforcement for further investigation and potential prosecution.

Hormel Foods, which produces pork products like Spam, has responded to the abuse by issuing a statement ensuring the public that they are, in fact, working with the supplier to ensure this treatment does not continue.

The video footage can be seen at PETA.org, which also offers additional information about their mission.

Apple discovers marketing secret

Who doesn't want an melting iPod? Well, I guess no one really wants their $150 iPod to actually melt, but they do want it to be pretty.

Apple has uncovered the secret to marketing. People will buy a product they already own as long as it's shiny and colorful. We're like cats; dangle something shiny in front of us, and we pounce.

Apple has recently started advertising the new line of iPod Nanos. If you aren't excited, you must be a dog person.

Well, I'm definitely a cat person, because I cannot decide between the pink and the purple.

Project Runway exes and quoting Forrest Gump, Part 1

If you haven't seen Top Design, which is one of Bravo's many reality shows, you aren't missing too much. But if you are a sucker for ex-Project Runway designers like Santino Rice and Sweet Pea, tonight's episode was for you.

The contestants on Top Design are all interior designers competing each week in a series of challenges; this week, their task was to create store-fronts centered around a garment by a Project Runway designer. Now, I have no idea who won, but it was refreshing to get a glimpse of the old designers. It was especially shocking, however, to see Season 3 winner, Jeffrey Sebelia, with his drastic make-under.

"She needed it."

Leave it to Perez Hilton to hit the entertainment nail on the head. During the VMA Postshow, Perez Hilton was asked what he thought of Britney Spear's winning her first, second, and third Moon Man all in one night. He went on to answer that he was in fact part of the VMA voting committee and had voted for Britney because "she needed it." So true! You deserved it Britney. It was great to see MTV letting Britney Spears know that her transformation has not gone unnoticed and she will always be a great entertainer.

As for the rest of the Awards? Boring. The return to LA meant a noticeable downsize from the Radio City Music Hall, which is where the Awards are usually held. The small crowd led to low energy and except for the host, Russell Brand, there was no humor, no surprises, no excitement.

The highlight moment for me happened within the first 10 minutes: Russel Brand went on a great rant about virginity. He took a stab at Sarah Palin's daughter, the Jonas Brothers, and even Michael Jackson. I'm currently searching for the clip, but MTV is constantly taking their videos off YouTube. I guarantee you can turn on MTV anytime over the next week and the VMAs will be on, just try not to fall asleep after minute 11.

props, Bill Gates...who knew?

For anyone who hasn't seen the new Microsoft commercial featuring comic legend Jerry Seinfeld, shame on you. You have been missing out on the new comedian in the making, Bill Gates.

Yes, Bill Gates! He compliments Seinfeld's wit very well with his, let's say, nerdy personality. The two run into run another at Shoe Circus, where Jerry Seinfeld offers Bill Gates a churro: already off to a great start.

And if you ever thought watching a billionaire adjust his underwear would be one of the funniest things you could ever see, you were right...

Stop digging, Sarah Palin.

Can someone put a note on Sarah Palin's desk telling her, "just stop; you are just digging yourself deeper and deeper!"

I don't agree with the media attacking any politician for their personal past, but if the media is already doing it, why feed the fire?

After the Republican National Convention this past week, I came away with only one memory. Sarah Palin made herself sound like an insensitive, naive Republican, going on and on about how John McCain's time in Vietnam was more of a hardship than the adversities Barack Obama or Joe Biden have faced.

John McCain's selfless sacrifice and service to this country is an honorable feat that many of us will never comprehend, but in a country with so much diversity, how can one person's struggle be easier or more difficult than another individual's?

Joe Biden suffered through the sudden loss of his wife, death of his son, and suffered from multiple brain aneurysms. Barack Obama grew up watching his mother and grandparents do everything they could to raise him, and then lost his mother to cancer.

In this country, no one person's problems are worse or less significant than the other. Everyone should have an understanding and openness to not put down or diminish another's struggle.

So, think before you speak Sarah. Especially if what you are saying is being heard by millions.